"These are the laws you humans are to follow when interacting with us furry bundles of joy. Failure to obey will result in excessive yowling, scratches, bites and an increased level of mischief."1) Thou shalt always allow me to climb up on the kitchen counter and drink from the faucet 2) Thou shalt clean my litter box twice daily |
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3) Thou shalt allow me to sniff your plate of food and chow down on it if I so desire
4) Thou shalt wake up to pet me when I meow in the middle of the night
5) Thou shalt never leave the house for any reason whatsoever
6) Thou shalt not sleep on my side of the bed
7) Thou shalt provide me with a never ending supply of catnip
8) Thou shalt buy me cat trees and toys that I will never use
9) Thou shalt not complain when I use your furniture as a scratching post
10) Thou shalt not put any other pets before me